Divorce Me C.O.D. lyrics - Glen Campbell

I just bought me a great long ticket

I'm gonna use it at 4 P.M

So you can call your secret love

And break the news to him

Oh, I thought your little romance

Was on the strict Q.T

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

I won't be around

To hear you cry

I'm Texas bound

And by and by

Well, you can reach me down in Dallas

A general delivery

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

There's gonna come a day, gal

When you'll be feelin' blue

And you'll find that you can't pay your bills

With a little old I.O.U

Well, this dynamite you're foolin' with

May be T.N.T

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

No need to fall

Down on your knees

'Cause I know all

My ABC's

Oh well, I ain't no college 'fessor

I ain't got no P.H.D

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D